Cat Balls & But*Hole Slippers

We know laundry is a chore, but ruining your new favourite tee is a tragedy.
On the off chance you weren't taught here's instructions about how to wash:

• Inside Out, Always: Flip the shirt inside out before throwing it in the machine. It protects the graphic from battling it out with your jeans' zippers.
• Stay Chill: Wash with cold water only. Hot water is the enemy of cool graphics and will shrink your tee faster than your patience on a Monday. 
• Gentle Cycle Only: Treat this shirt like your last remaining brain cell after a long weekend—handle with care.
• Skip the Bleach: Unless you want your new tee to look like a chemical spill accident, step away from the bleach.
• Tumble Dry Low: Or better yet, air dry it on a hanger. If you must use the dryer, keep the heat low so the graphic doesn't warp into a Salvador Dalí painting!

Look, if you are one of the few people left on Earth who owns an iron and has the time to use it, we salute you. However, the print on this shirt do not want to undergo a second chemical melting process!

To keep your Tee fresh and avoid fusing the graphic directly to your appliance, follow these golden rules:

• Flip It Inside Out: Always iron the shirt inside out so the heated plate never makes direct contact with the design.
• The Shield Method: Throw a clean towel or baking parchment over the graphic IF you must iron the front.
• Keep It Cool: Use a low-heat setting. Extreme heat will turn your nostalgic playground friends into a sad, sticky smear.
• Or Just Don't: Seriously, it’s a vintage-wash streetwear tee. Shaking it out after the dryer or hanging it up in a steamy bathroom while you shower works perfectly fine. T-shirts don't need botox so let the wrinkles LIVE!